i love cartman's farts
you what?
yummy yummy yummy i want cartman's farts in my tummy
dude what the hell are you talking about?
yummy yummy yummy can i please have cartman's farts in my tummy!
ok ok jesus uh, lay down on your back kyle
[yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy]
see what i can muster up here let's see
oh oh
[intense farts]
yummy yummy thank you cartman.

mr mackey is gay
[laughter]
m'kay kids that's not funny, m'kay..
this box is supposed to be used for serious questions,
about--about serious issues, m'kay,
let's stop the tomfoolery.
m'kay let's look at a real one here
dear mr mackey, you are gay
[laughter]
all right, all right that's enough kids!
let's quiet down and try to be mature m'kay!
here we go, m'kay
mr mackey, sometimes my parents hit me
and you are gay
[laughter]
damn it is there not one serious question in here?!
mr mackey is gay
mr mackey is gay
m'kay here
[clears throat]
i'am a boy at south park elementary
sometimes when i'am sitting in class
my penis becomes so hard for no reason
what should i do?
[looking around]
[laughter]
all right kids, all right kids that's enough!
[bell jingles]
if you all can't be serious about the question box
then we'll just do drug identification exercises m'kay!
[ahh..]
m'kay jimmy why don't you come up here and write down the name of two narcotics?
uh no, t-that's okay, mr mackey
jimmy i'm not asking you, i'm telling you
uh, just, uh, not right this second mr mackey
well why the hell no?!
uh..
[comming closely]
[whispering]
it's what?
oh you do?
r-right now right now it is?
m'kay, m'kay
dont worry jim!
m'kay, uh let's pick someone else uh
eric why don't you come up here?
hey that's bullcrap! how come jimmy doesn't have to do it?
well, because jimmy's pitching a tent right now
[shock]
he's what?